Hiiiii
Hiiiii
Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready
I am being silenced!
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truly insane category of person is the guy who comments “great except for the smoking” on like nasty pig daddy dom muscle worship gay porn. like we got bitches fisting and pissing and huffing poppers and kneeling and crawling and sucking and fucking and pretending to be dogs and shit. but ms sandra dee over here gets ill from one cigarette. thats where she draws the line apparently. act a fool girl act a fool
bwaaaah
Mat Cauthon
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snoopy’s brother, spike
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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays*
*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!
*TNG theme song*]]
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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I’m so into emotion right now!

This can’t be real
Any time I see that name I say “Don’t listen to him he’s Human Pet Guy”
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